Thursday, August 10, 2006

I WILL LIGHT YOU ON FIRE

"Like that monk in Viet Nam - NOW GET OFF THE SHED"

As bad as things get, Will Ferrell ranks right up there with Graham Chapman, John Cleese and Sacha Cohen...

And, just in defense of myself, my spelling lacks a certain... correctness.

Okay, point well taken. I am more blog-worthy then just how horribly I feel about myself.

All things in perspective [Ann is the devil]. I'm done with this world. Not in a crazy vampire depressed way, more so in a prison way. In a Kafka way - in a Thoreau way... I love my house, and my cats, and my dog (who, lovey though he may be, will eat your dog) and my rat babies. I love The Daily Show, I love Monty Python, I love people who are into just about anything as long as they're into something.

This is NOT turning out to be the great post I thought it was going to be... But I can't help but thinking about the bath I'm about to run, complete with grapefruit salts (ironically for their "awakening" properties...) and The Confessions of Saint Augustine...

"We gladly take a little longer in bed..."

[That's what she said]

2 comments:

Stew Magoo said...

Hey, uh, can I request some more depressing stuff? Please? PuhLEEZE!

I'll give you a topic, Cynthia McKinney.

Or Joe Lieberman.

Just actually, take your pick. There's plenty of depressing stuff out there.

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