What Hangeth?

One wouldn’t think a Lion Tamer cum Cultural Revolutionary would have a cubicle, but there is a surprising amount of paperwork that goes along with lion taming: tracking the lions, recording their stamps (We stamp them when they're small!), orders for frozen gazelles and lion taming hats - you get the drift. Here is a list of things that I have in or on my cubicle to help me forget that sometimes even the best of us are occasionally trapped in a box.

Pictures of various horses I know

Picture of Bono

Pictures of Andalucia from my trip last year

Two pictures of favorite places in Ireland

Picture of Buster Keaton

Picture of Winston Churchill

Picture of Abbie Hoffman

Picture of Mickey Mantle

Picture of the Beastie Boys

Picture of Cole Porter

Picture of Che Guevara

Picture of Gary Oldman

Picture of The Young Ones

Picture of John Cleese

Smiley face some cute boy drew me one Friday afternoon

Jim Henson postage stamp

Theodor Seuss Geisel stamp

Pictures of my cats and Darby-dog

Newspaper Op/Ed clipping, “Why profs vote for Dems”

An assortment of amusing quotes from Jung, Churchill, C. Montgomery Burns, and the like

A Cookie Monster figurine thingie

A Captain Kirk figurine thingie (and please note here that by “figurine thingie” I mean “small plastic toy” – I just don’t get to use the word “thingie” as often as I’d like) in the arms of an alien figurine thingie

One big-ass purple Lego

A Mystery Machine Van

Don’t ask me why or how all these things got here. Probably I should be embarrassed when co-Lion Tamers come by to pick up forms or schedules of the weeks lion taming details, but hell. Its my box, I can be a wank if I want to.

Hmmm. I like lists. Much less melodramaculous then what tends to come out in the evenings… I've posted a few things which I've quickly unposted. I vow - here and now - to try, well, not "to try", but to TRY to try not to do that anymore. Seems self defeating. And even though now I see a few people do read this, I doubt they are part of the evil masses who's prying eyes I'd like to keep out.

S.