Wednesday, November 21, 2007
R.I.P.
Basil the Rat and Alfred Q. Rattius had to be put to sleep last night. We are in mourning... Baz and Alfie were the best rats ever. They will be missed. My poor lil guys...
Wednesday, November 14, 2007
Wow.
Dear sweet baby Jesus… my blog is lame. Lame! A little bit cheese, a little bit ghey. My bad. First I’m all depressed and shit, drunk and or high, then I go to treatment and get all better and its woo-hoo isn’t everything all wonderful look at me all happy. Wow. Who reads this crap?
I’ve been sober for thirteen months and one week. Its awesome. The pink cloud has passed. I am content in my sarcastic cynical bitterness – I think it suits me. In that I wear it well. Many find it quite endearing. Really. I'm adorable. LOVE ME!
Whoops - ahem. Get it together Seeboandherzen - focus. This is going on the interweb -
Where was I - oh yes...
I forgot I even had a blog (I’ve been too busy reading someone else’s and living vicariously through their pathetic and gross existence. Its not their fault, they’re slow, and Canadian. Its a long story, one involving suction machines and gambling addiction) until I got a gentle reminder from one S. Magoo. Good lookin’ out there Stewy –
So here we are. “We,” of course, referring to the “royal we” consisting of me, myself and also me. I vow, right here and now, to be a better blogger, who is more funnier and less melodramaculous. Possibly one who posts more often. One who remembers how to log in, including - but not exclusive to - remembering her password even.
Perhaps as the day progresses I will come up with a comical list, or humorous observation I can go on about, tempering my largess with some sort of sense of wittacular self-satisfaction one can only enjoy by sharing one's more entertaining thoughts with strangers. "Spreading the love" as the kids are calling it these days. Perhaps posting something political in nature… Perchance some sort of diatribe on societal norms or comportment. Or paragraph after paragraph regarding the fact that words such as "comportment" have fallen out of favour, this being a certain sign of the end days indeed being at hand - as is evidenced by the devolution of western civilization apparent in the vocabularies of the undereducated masses...
Maybe. Or maybe I’ll totally forget I have a blog for several more months, then stumble upon it and think “Jesus I’m such a dork” –
Either way - KBO
Post scriptum: You know who I miss - The Bringer of Truth. Apparently there is no truth to be broughten at the moment. I hope that guys okay - he's like a little crazy ray of sunshine in my otherwise dull existance...
I’ve been sober for thirteen months and one week. Its awesome. The pink cloud has passed. I am content in my sarcastic cynical bitterness – I think it suits me. In that I wear it well. Many find it quite endearing. Really. I'm adorable. LOVE ME!
Whoops - ahem. Get it together Seeboandherzen - focus. This is going on the interweb -
Where was I - oh yes...
I forgot I even had a blog (I’ve been too busy reading someone else’s and living vicariously through their pathetic and gross existence. Its not their fault, they’re slow, and Canadian. Its a long story, one involving suction machines and gambling addiction) until I got a gentle reminder from one S. Magoo. Good lookin’ out there Stewy –
So here we are. “We,” of course, referring to the “royal we” consisting of me, myself and also me. I vow, right here and now, to be a better blogger, who is more funnier and less melodramaculous. Possibly one who posts more often. One who remembers how to log in, including - but not exclusive to - remembering her password even.
Perhaps as the day progresses I will come up with a comical list, or humorous observation I can go on about, tempering my largess with some sort of sense of wittacular self-satisfaction one can only enjoy by sharing one's more entertaining thoughts with strangers. "Spreading the love" as the kids are calling it these days. Perhaps posting something political in nature… Perchance some sort of diatribe on societal norms or comportment. Or paragraph after paragraph regarding the fact that words such as "comportment" have fallen out of favour, this being a certain sign of the end days indeed being at hand - as is evidenced by the devolution of western civilization apparent in the vocabularies of the undereducated masses...
Maybe. Or maybe I’ll totally forget I have a blog for several more months, then stumble upon it and think “Jesus I’m such a dork” –
Either way - KBO
Post scriptum: You know who I miss - The Bringer of Truth. Apparently there is no truth to be broughten at the moment. I hope that guys okay - he's like a little crazy ray of sunshine in my otherwise dull existance...
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